MONDAY: Mississippi's miraculous scores!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2025

Mississippi's children: There was a time, for quite a few years, when we loved sifting through the reading and math scores from Grades 4 and 8 on the National Assessment of Educational Progress (Naep).

The Naep is the federally administered testing program known as "the nation's report card." For various reasons, it's long been considered the gold standard of domestic public school academic testing.

For many years, Naep scores were rising rather rapidly among all demographic groups. Black kids, white kids, Hispanic kids, Asian ancestry kids? Once the scores had been "disaggregated," scores from all four groups were rising. 

That said, Asian kids continued to outscore white kids, and white skids continued to outscore Hispanic and black kids. Over here in Blue America, our journalists didn't seem to want to come to terms with that lingering state of affairs. So they kept refusing to "disaggregate" scores—and if you simply looked at national averages as a whole, the growing percentages of lower-scoring black and Hispanic kids kept the overall average scores looking fairly static.

"Nothing is working," the hapless journalists would say, even as average scores for each major racial / ethnic group were going through the roof.

Sic semper incompetents! Then, progress halted around 2013, just as David Brooks described in his column last Friday. In 2020, along came Covid, and things went downhill fast.

In Brooks' treatment, we were left with Mississippi as the miracle worker state, and with California as the dumbbell Blue American state left out in the cold.

The presentation shown below is basically accurate, at least as far as it goes. Under the circumstances, the headline on the column strikes us as perhaps a bit cloying:

Why Are the Democrats Increasing Inequality?

[...]

We’ve now had 12 years of terrible education statistics. You would have thought this would spark a flurry of reform activity. And it has, but in only one type of people: Republicans. When it comes to education policy, Republicans are now kicking Democrats in the butt.

Schools in blue states like California, Oregon and Washington are languishing, but schools in red states like Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee and Louisiana, traditional laggards, are suddenly doing remarkably well. Roughly 52 percent of Mississippi’s Black fourth graders read at grade level, compared with only 28 percent in California. Louisiana is the only state where fourth-grade achievement levels have returned to pre-pandemic levels. An Urban Institute study adjusted for the demographics of the student bodies found that schools in Mississippi are educating their fourth graders more successfully in math and reading than schools in any other state. Other rising stars include Florida, Texas and Georgia.

[...]

The so-called Southern Surge came about because the red states built around a reading curriculum based on science, not ideology. The schools provide clear accountability information to parents and give them more freedom to choose schools. They send coaches to low-performing classrooms. They use high-quality tutoring, and they don’t promote students who can’t read, reducing the bureaucratic strings that used to control behavior in the classroom. They also hold schools and parents accountable. In Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee, a child who isn’t reading at the end of third grade has to repeat it.

In Mississippi, "a child who isn’t reading at the end of third grade has to repeat it?" As we noted on Friday, that can create an apples to oranges type of comparison by the time the nation's kids take the Grade 4 Naep tests, with a lot of older kids in Mississippi being compared to a lot of kids in states like California who are normal age for Grade 4.

Is something "wrong" in some way with Mississippi's miraculous scores? We have no idea, but here are some of the figures we mentioned last Friday afternoon:

Above normal age for Grade 4
Naep reading test, 2024
U.S. nationwide: 39%
California: 35%
Mississippi: 54%

To what extent does that batch of older kids help tilt average scores in Mississippi's favor? At this point, we can't answer your sensible question. That said:

Looking back, Mississippi has always had an older bunch of fourth graders, even dating back before those reforms, to the years when it was a very low-scoring state.

Mississippi has always had an older bunch of fourth grader! But so you'll know, you see below the official way Mississippi's miracle has been shaping up ever since the state passed its 2013 reforms. 

According to a very roughly rule of thumb, a ten-point gap on the Naep scale is often compared to roughly one academic year. We're omitting some years for the sake of simplicity. For all test data, start here:

Average scores, Grade 4 reading, Naep
All students: U.S. / Calif. / Mississippi
2024: 214.27 / 211.74 / 218.50
2019: 219.44 / 216.48 / 219.34
2017: 220.81 / 215.42 / 215.20
2015: 221.36 / 212.68 / 214.11
2013: 220.67 / 212.55 / 208.52
2007: 219.66 / 208.52 / 207.81
2003: 216.46 / 205.63 / 205.46

Mississippi was twelve points below the national average back in 2013. It had pulled even with the national average by the 2019 testing, and the state was four points ahead of the national average by the time the smoke had cleared from the Covid shutdowns.

For what it's worth, until Covid hit, California's kids had been steadily gaining on the nation too.

(Those are the average scores for all students in the nation and in the two states. At this point, we haven't "disaggregated" those scores in the manner we've described.)

That represents a very large gain in average scores in a very short period of time. Could something possibly be "wrong" with those scores? At this pro-miracle site, we were struck by one testing expert's quoted assessment:

Four Reasons Why Mississippi’s Reading Gains Are Neither Myth Nor Miracle

[...]

Andrew Ho, a testing expert at Harvard University and previously a member of the board that oversees NAEP, said his instinct is to question big test score gains. But in the case of Mississippi, he said, “I don’t see any smoking guns or red flags that make me say that they’re gaming NAEP.”

We agree with Ho's instinctive skepticism. Long experience has taught us to be very skeptical about miraculous score gains. 

Often, you can see that something is wrong when you start looking inside the data. Ho says he can see no sign that the system is being gamed here. To that, we would only add this point:

The fact that you can't see that something is wrong doesn't necessarily mean that nothing actually is wrong, perhaps through no bad intention.

We may continue to noodle around with those test score data. Warning:

There's almost always someone with something to gain when these "simple solutions" start getting promoted. And as the New York Times has proven in the past, journalists who aren't specialists are easily stampeded by educational experts.

We will share one final point before we're done with this resurgent topic. For years, the New York Times cared about only one thing. It cared about how many black and Hispanic kids would get into prestigious Stuyvesant High.

Forget the 99 percent of New York City's kids. The Times seemed to care about the top one percent only. They would make a big deal about this matter on an annual basis, right on the paper's front page.

That was one of the unattractive ways we Blues displayed our lack of concern about the vast bulk of black and Hispanic kids. This year, in what looked like a flight from the woke, the Times scaled that old line of reporting way, way, way, way back.

In truth, it was time for that fetish to go. But nobody ever actually cared about any of this, and when the Times changed its approach, nobody said a word.

Mississippi's children deserve the best. So do California's kids, who are very heavily Hispanic.

So do the children of Israel. So do the children of Gaza.


SILOS RED AND BLUE: Silo Red, Silo Blue!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2025

Large nation, coming apart: On this sprawling campus, we were glad to see what Hillary Clinton said. It was Hillary Clinton the policy person, not Hillary Clinton the candidate.

She wasn't built to be a candidate, as her husband was. We don't mean that as a criticism. Very few people are built that way. It involves a very rare set of attributes and skills.

She wasn't built to be a candidate. She was built for intelligent statements. When she spoke with Norah O'Donnell on Saturday, we were glad to see her say this:

O'DONNELL (10/11/25): Secretary Clinton, let me start with you. Does this diplomatic breakthrough make you hopeful about what's next?

CLINTON: Norah, it does. It’s a really significant first step, and I really commend President Trump and his administration, as well as Arab leaders in the region, for making the commitment to the 20-point plan and seeing a path forward for what’s often called "the day after."

Most importantly, the conflict hopefully will end with the ceasefire. The hostages will be returned. And then the very hard work of rebuilding Gaza, of finding the kind of security that Israel and the Palestinians, after Hamas, deserve to have, moving forward with the other points in the plan, trying to create an opportunity for Palestinians to have a better life and for Israel to have greater peace and security. I am very hopeful...

To see the video, just click here. For The Hill's news report, click this.

To us, that was a grown-up statement. It could still be offered, even today, in this age of the twin towering silos

To us, that was grown-up speech. We had the same reaction when Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) appeared on CNN, speaking with Dana Bash:

BASH (10/11/25): How much credit does President Trump deserve for this deal?

KELLY: I think he should get a lot of credit. I mean, this was his deal. He worked this out. He sent Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner over to negotiate this. And so far, it’s gone well. Hopefully, the hostages get released here—might not be within 24 hours—but certainly, I think, by Monday. And that’s, that's progress. And now we’re going to have to see what happens next.

You know, my hope is the Saudis, the Emiratis, they step up and they do what they said they would do, which is invest in rebuilding Gaza, which 90 percent of the homes have been destroyed. It is such a tragic situation. It’s good to see these 600 aid trucks. That should have been happening over the last two years.

To see the tape, visit this report from Mediaite

To us, Senator Kelly doesn't necessarily look like an American president, but he almost always talks like one. And no—we don't really believe that the way "back out of all this now too much for us" involves saying that Stephen Millers acts like he's 4-foot-10.

Amazingly, we first saw that tape from Hillary Clinton on Saturday morning's Fox & Friends Weekend. Inevitably, it was accompanied by a lengthy harangue about the way other Democrats are refusing to give credit to President Trump for what is happening today.

What's happening today is gift from the gods to a set of families, but it's also quite limited. Somewhat cynically, we're inclined to refashion Charlie Hurt's reference to a "peace deal" in this way:

No Buildings Left to Knock Down

We'll admit it. We're inclined to perform that translation, though it may not be fully insightful.

Within the American context, residents of Gaza have long been a forgotten / disappeared people. We were happy to see Clinton and Kelly join with others to talk about the need to rebuild what's left of their war-ravaged land.

Meanwhile, this:

To see the complaints of the friends on Fox & Friends Weekend, you can just click here. It was 6:05 on Saturday morning, but the proselytizing had already begun.

Producers had assembled a list of major Democrats who had allegedly failed to give President Trump his due. The discussion had started in the mandated way—with bitter complaints that the Nobel Prize committee had failed to name President Trump for a ceasefire / hostage release which hadn't happened—which hadn't even started to happen—back at the deadline for nominations for this year's award.

In time, it fell to Hurt, the eternal teen, to read the names of the Democratic miscreants. We haven't checked to see what these six people actually said, but one name may have stood out:

HURT (10/11/25): The idea that you would take a moment like this where you have the biggest, the best shot at true peace that maybe we've ever seen in the history of Israel, and you have people who are looking at it through a political lens, noting that—you know, celebrating the peace deal but refusing to give credit to Donald Trump because they hate Donald Trump more than they love the idea of peace. 

People like former president Barack Obama; Bernie Sanders; Mark Warner, senator from Virginia, supposedly a purple state; Jackie Rosen, a senator from Nevada; [Rep.] Josh Gottheimer from New Jersey; Hakeem Jeffries are among those who would rather—are more upset about the fact that Donald Trump has achieved the peace than they are that peace has broken out.

For the record, "peace" has not yet broken out in the land in question. Over the weekend, we saw Lindsey Graham acknowledging the dangers moving forward, in much the way Hillary Clinton did as she continued her statement.

That said, we thought that one name stood out! Producers had built a giant wall on the Fox & Friends Weekend set showing the six Democrats who hadn't sufficiently credited President Trump for the ceasefire / hostage relief. 

Hurt complained about the way they were looking at the ceasefire "through a political lens," even as he and the other two friends did the same thing in Saturday morning's first segment.

Is it true? Does President Obama "hate Donald Trump more than he loves the idea of peace?" We're willing to guess that the answer is no—but in stepped Rachel Campos-Duffy, so genial among her own:

CAMPOS-DUFFY (continuing directly): Obama's so jealous. 

HURT: Yeahhhh.

CAMPOS-DUFFY: Such an ugly look.

It was "such an ugly look," she said. 

We humans are strongly inclined to be tribal—to look for ways to live inside our tribal silos. This particular Fox & Friends Weekend friend is spectacularly genial, but only among her own. 

We feel sure that she could do better. We're hoping that day will come.

At that point, we didn't know that President Obam was already being criticized for failing to credit President Trump for the ceasefire / hostage release. On the other hand, we were aware of the kinds of facts we had noted in our most recent reports.

The previous evening, on one of the most-watched programs in all of American "cable news," two of the clowns the CEO sent had told Fox viewers what you see below. Those viewers had also been told to be upset about the Nobel committee:

GREG GUTFELD (10/10/25): ...Some previous presidents certainly won it for doing a lot less than Trump did. Think about it. 

Barack Obama? He won it before he even sat down to pee in the White House bathroom.

[...]

EMILY COMPAGNO: Obama was awarded it nine months after taking office—as you point out, before he even sat down to pee.

That's the garbage which crawls from the can on the channel which employs the trio of weekend morning friends. As we noted, during that same Gutfeld! show, Red America's viewers and voters were also told this:

GUTFELD: That's Trump's [means of] persuasion—[he's a peacemaker] until you piss him off. 

Then you wake up with a horse in your bed—or a cow in your Irish pub.

[PHOTO of Rosie O'Donnell]

AUDIENCE: [Applause]

We still plan to return you to the podcast Rosie O'Donnell recently authored with Nicolle Wallace. With respect to our own reaction to O'Donnell's presentation, we will tell you this:

She had us when she cited Anne Frank. We were blown away by her account of the way she felt, back when she herself was still a child, when she saw footage of college students having food poured over their heads as they sought the right to be served at a public lunch counter during one of the sit-ins of the 1960s civil right era.

Back to Barack Obama, who sits down to pee. On Gutfeld!, the defectives routinely say that his wife is really a man, and that he himself is either gay, or perhaps is just a woman.

On Saturday night, we also saw a pair of ranting nut-balls on Life, Liberty and Levin assailing him as "a criminal"—nor had we forgotten the fact that President Trump's nut-ball Director of National Intelligence had accused him of taking part in "a treasonous conspiracy" near the end of his second term.

Also this:

For four or five years before he started running for office, President Trump had paraded about on the Fox News Channel, pretending that President Barack Hussein Obama had actually been born in Kenya. Rachel Maddow's drinking pal had been Trump's caddy in that endless, bad-faith assault on the American project. 

More recently, the man Obama failed to credit had told the world that President Obama's political party is "the party of Satan." As best we can tell, the New York Times—like the Fox & Friends Weekend friends themselves—didn't think that astonishing statement was even worth reporting.

Does there possibly come a time when a person who's been slimed in such ways stops feeling the need to honor the nut-ball who's performed and ordered this array of nut-ball conduct? People, we're just asking!

Yesterday, we struggled, all day long, trying to settle on the appropriate format for this week's reports. The questions we'd ask would be this:

How did it ever get this far? 

With that question in mind, once again, riddle us this:

How did it ever reach the place where circus clowns are sent out onto one set of "cable news" shows to spew such garbage as this?

GUTFELD (10/10/25): ...Barack Obama? He won it before he even sat down to pee in the White House bathroom.

[...]

COMPAGNO: Obama was awarded it nine months after taking office—as you point out, before he even sat down to pee.

How did it ever reach the point where a couple of nut-balls said that? Also, where a graduate of Harvard Law School laughs as she pretends to be looking at videotape of a famous person's colonoscopy, right there on the nation's most-watched "cable news" program, right there on the Fox News Channel?

How did it ever get that far? How did it ever reach the point where clowns like those spew garbage like that in the guise of a "cable news" broadcast?

That, of course, is only half of our ongoing question. The second half of our question goes exactly like this:

How did it ever reach the point where nut-balls spew such garbage night after night within Red America—and over here, in Blue America, our tribal elites neither report nor discuss that astounding, destructive act?

We former Americans now live inside a pair of silos—in silos Red and Blue. 

Within one silo, the CEO sends in the clowns. Within the other silo, it's the silence of the lambs. 

Everyone in Silo Blue agrees not to notice or care about what happens in Silo Red. It doesn't matter what the Reds do. We Blues avert our gaze.

How did it ever get this far? Tomorrow, we'll continue to explore the way Silo Red seems to have come into being.

The remarkable culture of Silo Blue is a bit harder to nail down. It's easier to see what's being said than to see what's being avoided.

Long ago and far away, Walter Winchell addressed his early TV gossip reports to "Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea."

Today, we'd like to issue a challenge to the citizens of that failing nation. We'll borrow from President Reagan's famous demand:

"Mr. and Mrs. America, tear down those silo walls!"

Tomorrow: The leading authority's unintentionally comical thumbnail on "Human"


SENDS IN THE CLOWNS: One sits to pee, and the other's a cow!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2025

The New York Times keeps its trap shut: A MAN WAS LYNCHED YESTERDAY, the flag above Fifth Avenue once said.

It flew repeatedly for several years. The leading authority explains:

A man was lynched yesterday flag

A flag bearing the words "A man was lynched yesterday" was flown from the national headquarters of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) between 1936 and 1938 to mark lynchings of black people in the United States. It was part of a decades-long anti-lynching campaign by the NAACP that began after the 1916 lynching of Jesse Washington. The flag...was stopped from flying in 1938 after the NAACP's landlord threatened them with eviction if they continued the practice.

[...]

The NAACP first flew the flag on September 8, 1936, to mark the lynching of A. L. McCamy in Dalton, Georgia. The flag continued to be flown at NAACP's headquarters at 69 Fifth Avenue in Manhattan the day after news of a lynching reached the organization. The 6-by-10-foot flag was simple and had the white text "A MAN WAS LYNCHED YESTERDAY" on a black background. The bold typeface is thought to have been chosen to best convey the message quickly to a crowd of people.

It was a stunningly terrible time. We Blues sometimes avoid acknowledging the following fact but on balance, things don't typically reach that level of horror at the present time.

This very morning, the thought of that recurrent sign popped into our heads. At the direction of its CEO, the Fox News Channel had posted a video beneath this comical dual headline:

Something’s off with today’s Democrats: Greg Gutfeld
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld and the 'Gutfeld!' panelists discuss why Democrats are so unlikable.

Too funny! As you can currently see by clicking this link, that's the way the CEO's corporate lackeys decided to summarize the "issues monologue" which occurred at the start of Thursday night's Gutfeld! show.

Each evening, the host's "issues monologue" follows a couple of minutes of insults packaged in the form of jokes. But what made that presentation so funny?

Simple! That summary could be the summary of the "issues monologue" Greg Gutfeld has delivered almost every night over the past few months. 

That's been the subject of his monologue night after night after night! Once the termagant has told the world about how weird and unlikable Democrats are, a quartet of stooges then take their turn agreeing with what he has said.

Full disclosure! The termagant's insults don't come to an end when his "issues monologue" starts. Last night, his monologue was a bit more specific than much of his usual fare.

Last night, he issued a screed against the way the Nobel committee had failed to honor President Trump. As you can currently see at the Gutfeld! site, the summary of last night's issues monologue looks like this:

Greg Gutfeld: Trump’s a peacemaker until you piss him off
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld and the panel discuss President Donald Trump not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on ‘Gutfeld!'

So went last evening's monologue. Inevitably, the host's devotion to personal insult bled over into the monologue, as it always does.

Sad! The show began airing at 10 o'clock sharp. At 10:04 p.m., the world had already been gifted with this as part of the issues discussion:

GUTFELD (10/10/25): ...Some previous presidents certainly won it for doing a lot less than Trump did. Think about it. 

Barack Obama? He won it before he even sat down to pee in the White House bathroom. 

Should President Obama have received that prize? We can't quite tell you that.

That said, the tortured man who helms this show persistently tells his viewers two things. First, Barack Obama is really a woman. Either that, or Obama is gay.

The host thinks of that garbage as insults. 

Each night, the CEO pries the lid off the can and this is the moral and intellectual disorder which comes crawling out. We ask you to pity the many young men who are being encouraged to perceive the world in such ways.

That said, the little guy was far from done last night. He now listed the many peace deals he said President Trump has brokered.

No serious person seriously believes that Trump has brokered that many peace deals. No one believes that the listing is accurate—but on the Fox News Channel, the list the little guy rattled off is mandated corporate messaging.

As for the host himself, he seems to have a monster stuck in his soul—a monster which won't seem to let him go. He can't simply say whatever it is that he wants to say he believes. Instead, he has to say things of this type, as he did last night at 10:07 p.m.:

GUTFELD: That's Trump's [means of] persuasion—[he's a peacemaker] until you piss him off. 

Then you wake up with a horse in your bed—or a cow in your Irish pub.

[PHOTO of Rosie O'Donnell]

AUDIENCE: [Applause]

Rosie O'Donnell was cast as the cow. This is who the termagant is. We ask you to pity the "masculine children" who are being taught to behave in such ways. 

Nor is it just the guys! At 10:10 p.m., it fell to the former Oakland Raiders cheerleader to offer her thoughts on the topic at hand. At the New York Times, Gutfeld! hacks can now get scored as feminists even as they act out like this:

COMPAGNO: Obama was awarded it nine months after taking office—as you point out, before he even sat down to pee.

The cheerleader wanted to say it too! This is the corporate culture the CEO has chosen

There's much more to say about this heavily watched TV show, and about the rise of right-wing comedy as a messaging tool.

In the realm of political commentary, we'd date the practice to Rush Limbaugh's use of parodic elements on his nationwide radio show starting in the mid-1980s. In the realm of major stand-up comedy, we'd track it to Sam Kinison's comedy of screaming cruelty, but also to Andrew Dice Clay's arena-filling presentation of the angry white working-class man.

(We have a treasured memory about an admirable female comedian with whom we once worked in Atlantic City. She asked us one day, in complete sincerity, why she was being treated so badly as the girlfriend of one of the members of Kinison's posse. That was something like thirty years ago!)

There's also a great deal to say about the way people like Brother Gutfeld (and Kayleigh McEnany) got converted into ardent supporters of President Trump. According to the New York Times, the CEO called Gutfeld in one day, apparently in 2016, and apparently gave him the word about the possible need for that change.

(He may be sincere in his Trump love today. Back in June 2023, the Times seems to say that that's what happened back then.)

We're going to leave it here for today, with President Obama sitting to pee and O'Donnell compared to a cow. We're going to leave you with one other point:

All across the realm of Blue America's timorous and incompetent elites, the better people—the people who "went to the finest schools"—agree that they must never report and must never discuss what actually happens, all day and all night, on this endlessly ridiculous imitation of a "cable news" channel.

It's Suzanne Scott who produces this show. She sits on a massive yacht which bears an unusual name:

Sends in The Angry, Broken Toys, the name on her splendid yacht says.

Just so you'll know: The five women of The View were trashed two separate times during last evening's handful of opening "jokes."

First, they were compared to a band of "dogs." 

(Audience applause. "Too easy," the termagant said.)

Moments later, they were mocked for "the chum" they allegedly stuff in their mouths. This garbage gets dished every night.

This little guy seems to have a woman hatred which won't seem to let him go. If Blue America had a sexual politics (all too plainly, Blue America doesn't), we Blues might be able to see, report and discuss that fact about this 61-year-old furious soul.

He hails from a very sunny place. We feel sure that he could do better than this. We advise you to pity the child.


FRIDAY: This is the faltering horse we rode in on!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2025

Has statistical bungling won? This new column by David Brooks discusses a topic which is important, or at least it's important in theory.

The topic is important if our flailing nation will continue to function in anything like a normal way. It's also important to the extent that our "educational experts," and the journalists who echo them, don't engage in the latest wave of statistical bungling.

Nationally, test scores are down on the National Assessment of Educational Progress (the Naep). There is no real doubt about that fact. According to Brooks, similar trends are appearing around the world. 

As usual, the experts have fingered the usual suspects, and they've come up with a trio of winners. In this passage, Brooks repeats what some experts have said:

Why Are the Democrats Increasing Inequality?

[...]

We’ve now had 12 years of terrible education statistics. You would have thought this would spark a flurry of reform activity. And it has, but in only one type of people: Republicans. When it comes to education policy, Republicans are now kicking Democrats in the butt.

Schools in blue states like California, Oregon and Washington are languishing, but schools in red states like Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee and Louisiana, traditional laggards, are suddenly doing remarkably well. Roughly 52 percent of Mississippi’s Black fourth graders read at grade level, compared with only 28 percent in California. Louisiana is the only state where fourth-grade achievement levels have returned to pre-pandemic levels. An Urban Institute study adjusted for the demographics of the student bodies found that schools in Mississippi are educating their fourth graders more successfully in math and reading than schools in any other state. Other rising stars include Florida, Texas and Georgia.

[...]

The so-called Southern Surge came about because the red states built around a reading curriculum based on science, not ideology. The schools provide clear accountability information to parents and give them more freedom to choose schools. They send coaches to low-performing classrooms. They use high-quality tutoring, and they don’t promote students who can’t read, reducing the bureaucratic strings that used to control behavior in the classroom. They also hold schools and parents accountable. In Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee, a child who isn’t reading at the end of third grade has to repeat it.

Mississippi is painted as the big winner. This recitation has been going on for the past several years, but a problem may lurk in this passage:

"In Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee, a child who isn’t reading at the end of third grade has to repeat it."

For today, let's stick with Mississippi. For starters, let's say this:

Making a child repeat third grade may or may not be a good idea; there have always been differing views. That said, when it comes time to take a test like the Naep, this practice does tend to create an apples-to-orange type of comparison between the various states.

Using the voluminous data provided by the Naep, we just looked at the range of ages of Mississippi's fourth grade students compared to the range of ages of fourth graders in California and across the nation. As the data instantly show, Mississippi has a much larger percentage of fourth graders who are older than the typical age for that grade. That suggests the possibility that Brooks' experts are comparing kids in Mississippi who have had four years of graded instruction to kids in California who have had only three.

This critique of the Mississippi miracle been around for years. Have experts been putting their thumbs on the scales, with non-specialists like Brooks getting dragged along?

We'll examine the data in more detail and try to report back with specific statistics. That said, this is very much the horse we rode in on, way back in the 1970s, when we ourselves were teaching fifth grade in the Baltimore City Schools.

Simply put, our educational experts all too frequently aren't. Also, our national journalists tend to follow them along whatever trail they're stampeding down, especially when the experts believe they've found a miracle cure or perhaps just a simple solution.

In various spots around the country, cheating was rampant on statewide testing programs until USA Today and a couple of local newspapers finally figured it out. The educational experts were lost in space. No one at the New York Times ever quite managed to notice that this had been going on.

We first wrote about that phenomenon in the miid-1970s. We heard horror stories about the practice from the highest-ranking editor at one of the biggest "tests of basic skills" of that earlier day.

Decades went by before USA Today finally blew the whistle on this practice. The giant brains at our biggest news organs never quite figured it out.

 (We're speaking here about outright cheating, not about a simpler version of "teaching to the test.") 

We humans! We love love love the simple solution. Also, we're willing to write about a simple solution, though possibly only once.

We've seen a wave of clueless editorials and columns about this new situation of late. We don't know why anyone would avoid teaching phonics, but this editorial by the Wahington Post provides the type of simple-minded assessment we mean:

The reading wars are ending. Phonics won.
California belatedly follows Southern states in abandoning a failed teaching method.

Phonics instruction strikes us as amazingly basic, but the gods of simple solutions pretty much never quit.

Four years of graded instruction may tend to beat just three. To what extent does some such construct lie at the heart of this chase?


SENDS IN THE CLOWNS: Clowns pretend to discuss those health care costs!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2025

CEO's imitation of life: Imitations of (human) life are frequent among us humans. In yesterday morning's report, we treated you to an example.

The CEO of the Fox News Channel had truly sent in the clowns! In this case, the "clowns" to whom we refer included three relatively undistinguished comedians, one of whom is known to us as the nicest guy in the world.

A comedian certainly could know something about climate science, but none of these stumblebums seemed to. As you may recall, that left the star of the show, the seemingly disordered Greg Gutfeld, to propagandize a failing nation in the following way:

GUTFELD (10/2/25): We all love the pope. Why is he weighing in on climate change when all of the data is so corrupted? No one believes in this crap any more—except him!

GUTFELD: You know, Rich, the fact is that all of the data is found to be fraudulent. You can't accurately measure the earth's temperature—you'd need a huge thermometer for one. 

GUTFELD: The pope isn't expected to be up to date on this kind of stuff. And he should know that. He should know that, "Maybe I don't follow the climate science, so maybe I should stay out of it." Trump knows more about this than the pope does. I hate to tell you, Pope!

We know of no reason to believe that this man had any idea concerning what he was talking about. That said, the CEO had sent in the clowns, and millions of people across the nation were propagandized through that trio of sound bites. 

Tribal pleasure was layered in through a succession of ugly insults delivered in the form of alleged jokes.

These presentations represent an imitation of human life. So does the silence which is maintained by Blue America's journalistic and academic elites, where everyone from French and Kristof and Lawrence on down seems to know the rules of the game:

What happens on Fox stays right there on Fox. You don't want to tangle with Fox!

That imitation occurred on the primetime "cable news" program, Gutfeld! Almost surely, Gutfeld! is the most fraudulent example of "broadcast news" ever presented on American cable or air.

Equally stupid is the professional courtesy extended to this imitation of life. And as we've told you, the moral and intellectual squalor which pervades this 10 p.m. show (that's 7 p.m. out on the coast) is slowly being transition to the nation's most-watched cable news program, the Fox News Channel gong show known as The Five.

How fake do "discussions" get on The Five? This Wednesday afternoon's program provided a good example. 

Uh-oh! James Comey had pleaded "not guilty" to a criminal charge. But in a news report in Thursday's print editions of the New York Times, readers were exposed to some of the highly unusual elements of the case:

Comey Pleads Not Guilty and Will Seek to Dismiss Charges as Vindictive

James Comey, the former F.B.I. director targeted by President Trump, pleaded not guilty on Wednesday to charges he lied to Congress. His lawyer said he would move to quickly dismiss the case, calling it a “vindictive” and “selective” prosecution.

[...]

If the hearing offered a guide to the defense’s strategy, it revealed little new about a case deemed so weak by career prosecutors in the Eastern District of Virginia that they refused to have anything to do with it. That reluctance forced the White House to quickly insert a stand-in U.S. attorney to file the indictment.

Mr. Comey’s lead lawyer, Patrick Fitzgerald, vented his exasperation in the hearing, saying that his “first substantive contact” with prosecutors came Tuesday night. He said he still had not received specific details of the charges, including the identities of witnesses, beyond the two-page indictment approved by a split grand jury on Sept. 25.

[...]

On the left, at the prosecutors table, sat Lindsey Halligan, who was making her second-ever appearance as a prosecutor after she was hastily installed by Mr. Trump as the U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia last month. She was picked after her predecessor was ousted after finding insufficient evidence to indict Mr. Comey.

Ms. Halligan, a former insurance lawyer, did not speak in court. Instead, she spent the hearing rocking and nodding in her chair as a junior federal prosecutor brought in from North Carolina spoke for the Justice Department. 

The long list of peculiarities proceeded from there. None of these oddities were ever mentioned as the corporate tools sent in by the CEO pretended to evaluate the case.

(The relatively agreeable Harold Ford sat in the anti-MAGA chair that day. Had Jessica Tarlov been in his place, she almost surely would have started mentioning these problems. At that point, the interruptions would have begun.)

None of the problem with this case were ever mentioned this day. "You know what? I'm happy they went after this guy," the former VJ Kennedy eventually said

"I hope they go after Clapper [next]," she said as the imitation of a discussion mercifully came to an end.

Viewers of the Fox News Channel heard nothing about the long list of apparent irregularities involved in this prosecution.  This kind of sifting typifies the pseudo-discussions engineered by the CEO on this most watched of all such programs.

As Gutfeld transfers his moral and intellectual squalor to this most-watched "cable news" show, how dumb—how embarrassingly childish—does it routinely get on The Five?

For that, we take you to last Friday's program. The CEO, on her yacht, had sent in this collection of clowns:

The Five: Friday, October 3, 2025
Kennedy: Fox News contributor
Jessica Tarlov: alternate co-host, The Five
Jesse Watters: co-host, The Five
Kayleigh McEnany: co-host, Outnumbered
Greg Gutfeld: co-host, The Five

Uh-oh! On this day, Tarlov was there. In the program's opening segment, the players pretended to discuss the issues concerning government funding of health care which lie at the heart of the ongoing government shutdown.

After some silly blather from Watters, McEnany—she's a graduate of Harvard Law School—turned to Tarlov, positioned two seats to her right. At 5:05 p.m., McEnany—she also studied at Oxford—went where the rubber should be meeting the road:

MCENANY (10/3/25): Why does your party want to shut down the government for taxpayer funded health care for illegal immigrants?

That was the question she asked. But are the Democrats doing that? Is that why the Democrats are pursuing their current course?

Major news orgs have largely abandoned the task of trying to fact-check the various claims which lie at the heart of the current messaging war. But of one thing you can feel quite certain:

No citizen watching The Five will ever see a serious attempt to straighten such questions out.

To her credit, McEnany had directly posed a direct question. Here is a bit of what followed:

MCENANY (10/3/25): Why does your party want to shut down the government for taxpayer funded health care for illegal immigrants?

TARLOV: It's just not what's going on...Mike Johnson, and to his credit, he does a ton of interviews. But everybody is pushing back on him about that, showing the actual text, which says—we're talking about people who are lawfully here.

[...]

If you want to pull [that document] out—if you want to go to the part that's below the GOP account, you'll see that it's for people that are here lawfully—protected status, domestic violence survivors, etcetera.

At this point, the complexity had already strained the patience of Gutfeld and Watters past the breaking point. The pair now launched their mandated interruptions of Tarlov, and any semblance of a serious discussion came to an end.

Claims and counter claims flew. The incoherence was general.

McEnany was in the Perino chair this day—the chair reserved for the pro-MAGA panelist who is supposed to give the impression that she isn't completely out of her mind. That said, little attempt at clarification came from her. 

At one point, the pseudo-discussion turned on a conceptual question which has seemed to puzzle the players on this dimwitted entertainment / propaganda / messaging vehicle. That conceptual puzzle goes like this:

Can a person who is "lawfully present" be said to be "an illegal?"

It can get extremely dumb on this imitation news show. With apologies to the gods, Master Gutfeld was soon able to take no more—and with apologies to the gods for what we find ourselves forced to report, here's what he now said and did:

GUTFELD: This is a process that was gamed by illegals, OK? First of all, I looked back and I found out— 

Do you know what has more views that [the Democratic Party's health care] livestream? Rosie O'Donnell's colonoscopy!

PANELISTS: [Laughter]

WATTERS: No!

GUTFELD: And it wasn't—it wasn't even recorded!

WATTERS: Ha ha ha!

GUTFELD: That was four hundred real person views [of the Democratic livestream].

By now, it was 5:09; to appearances, he just couldn't take the tedium any more. And so, he turned to a favorite target. We apologize to the gods, and of course to O'Donnell herself.

In fact, there was no colonoscopy for other players to view. There were no images on his phone. But this is the clown car the corporate CEO has chosen, and soon the Harvard Law School grad was also enjoying the fun:

It was now 5:11. The play-acting had all broken down. The Harvard Law grad said this:

MCENANY: I can't stop thinking about Rosie's colonoscopy. I'm trying to get that image out of my mind

GUTFELD: Here, you want to see some stuff on my phone? 

[Leans over, shows phone to McEnany]

Looks like the Holland Tunnel. 

MCENANY [Delighted laughter]: Greg downloaded it!

There were no images on the phone. There was no colonoscopy there to explore.

We apologize to the gods—and to O'Donnell. As we noted on Monday, we were stunned by O'Donnell's clean, clear voice when we watched her recent podcast with Nicolle Wallace.

We were stunned by the clarity of what we saw and heard. We're still affected by what we saw. We plan to discuss that next week.

We plan to discuss the many things we saw and heard next week. But this is what now passes for the American public discourse when a CEO pries the lid off the can and her messenger children decide to come slithering out.

We have a word for Brother Gutfeld. We regard him as "unrecognizable."

We've never seen anyone anywhere as strange on an American "news" program. Yesterday, we said that he deserves some help. Tomorrow, we'll explain that.

McEnany seemed delighted by the chance to become a clown. Moment later, the pathetic Kennedy was complaining about "the hot turd of overspending" performed by the Democratic Party.

In the end, this seems to be the only way these children know how to talk. Judging from appearances, this is pretty much all they have.

We apologize to the gods—sand to O'Donnell herself—for the necessity of showing you what Blue America's pampered elites have been enabling all these years. That said no modern society can expect to survive a reign of inanity matching this. One observer has even described this tribal inanity as "a revolt from below"—as "The Revenge of the D-Minus Students."

Some of the circus clowns who gets sent in probably were D-minus students. McEnany's situation is different. Her testimony goes like this:

I was never a D-minus student. But I play one on cable TV!

Tomorrow: We visit the CEO's conversion of Gutfeld. Also, who in the world is Kat Timpf?